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Devious Journal Entry

Journal Entry: Wed Nov 9, 2005, 7:08 PM
The King's Crossing is the main attraction
Dominoes falling in a chain reaction
A scraping subject, ruled by fear
He told me whiskey works better than beer

The Judge is on vinyl
Decisions are final
And nobody gets a reprieve
And every wave is tidal
If you hang around
You're going to get wet

I can't prepare for death any more than I already have
All you can do now is watch the shells
The game looks easy, that's why it sells

Frustrated fireworks inside your head
Are going to stand and deliver talk instead
The method acting that pays my bills
Keeps the fat man feeding in Beverly hills
I've got a heavy metal mouth
It hurls obscenity
And I get my check
From the trash treasury
Because I took my own insides out

It don't matter cause I have no sex life
And all I wanna do now is inject my ex-wife
I've seen it in a movie and I know what happens

It's christmas time
And the needles on the tree
A skinny santa is bringing something to me
His voice is overwhelming
His speech is slurred
And I only understand every other word

"Open your parachute and grab your gun
Fall down like an omen, a setting sun
Read the part and return at five
It's a hell of a role if you can keep it alive"

But I don't care if I fuck up
I'm going on a date
With a rich white lady
Ain't life great?

Gimme one good reason not to do it

"Because I love you"

So do it

This is the place where time reverses
Dead men talk to all the pretty nurses
Instruments shine on a silver tray
Don't let me get carried away...

Devious Information

  • Current Age: "I am sixteen going on seventeen..."
  • Current Residence: Some call it a cardboard box, I call it home.
  • Interests: Man-thongs and hamsters. Though no at the same time. Unless...
  • Favourite movie: Pulp Fiction. "We're talkin' bout one charmin' mother fuckin' pig."
  • Favourite band or musician: Red Hot Chili Peppers, Better Than Ezra, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Orbital, Jump Little Children
  • Favourite genre of music: The one with pink feather dusters and man-handlers.
  • Favourite artist: Mark Bagley
  • Favourite poet or writer: Neal Stephenson
  • Skin of choice: I'm going to wear your face as my own...
  • Favourite game: The pinnicle of gameplay - PONG!!! Need I say more?
  • Personal Quote: "I see da bunny"

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Devious Comments

~xUglyOnTheInside:iconxUglyOnTheInside: Mar 31, 2008, 10:39:29 AM
:o
i see wut u did thar

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t h i s h e a r t s t i l l b e a t s f o r y o u ♥
~DesertDarky:iconDesertDarky: Aug 31, 2007, 1:12:59 PM
nice gallery. ^-^

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please comment back, I really appreciate it...
my gallery ->
[link] :heart:
=Miliki:iconMiliki: Nov 4, 2005, 4:00:19 PM
So, when are you going to post another amazing picture? :D
=Miliki:iconMiliki: Oct 22, 2005, 7:27:46 PM
Thanks for adding me to your friends list :D
=Miliki:iconMiliki: Oct 17, 2005, 1:40:20 PM
I have an idea of what someone faving something means to you. But... It's Illidan... How could I not fav the most awesome night elf in existance?
~sorcrs:iconsorcrs: Nov 16, 2004, 2:29:48 PM
...lol...you just figured that out? ...haahahahahahahaha...hehe...he...*shut s up*

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Lose me.
=greeneyedsiren:icongreeneyedsiren: Oct 11, 2004, 8:38:17 PM
COLIN!!!! DUDE!! :hug:

I was wondering who the hell this is with watchers that I know personally.. DUDE!!
~McBeth:iconMcBeth: Oct 10, 2004, 7:37:29 AM
sometimes i wonder about you te he

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passion is my home
~UglyonTheInside:iconUglyonTheInside: Oct 5, 2004, 8:33:16 PM
Goobaley goobaley GAA!!!!

... crazy dudette.

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"I stood,
Among them, but not of them; in a shroud
Of thoughts which were not their thoughts."
~McBeth:iconMcBeth: Oct 3, 2004, 8:43:53 PM
Boo. crazy dude

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passion is my home
~weyre-keeper:iconweyre-keeper: May 9, 2004, 10:16:57 AM
i dunno whose been stalking you, psycho, but those boxers you've been getting arent -mine-.

boxers... now who could that be? :D

arrr har har

my stalkingness is limited to following quietly. who knows... i could be watching you...right...... NOW!

oh, and the toothpaste is uber-cleaning-ful!
~UglyonTheInside:iconUglyonTheInside: May 9, 2004, 8:19:36 AM
AHHH!!! I've just been mauled by a wild Kathie!
Someone! PLEASE SEND FOR ANIMAL CONTROL!!!
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Thanks for the hug, freak.

I'll be missingful inside, too... just as long as you stop writing those weird stalker letters with the underwear inside... crazy green jello.

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"I stood,
Among them, but not of them; in a shroud
Of thoughts which were not their thoughts."
~weyre-keeper:iconweyre-keeper: May 7, 2004, 2:10:10 PM
rah! *runs and attacks you with a big hug* I didnt gets to hug you before i dont see you ALL weekend, so heres a hug! :hug: :P I'm feeling all missingful inside
~weyre-keeper:iconweyre-keeper: Apr 24, 2004, 9:43:09 PM
i thought it was silicon ^.~
~UglyonTheInside:iconUglyonTheInside: Apr 24, 2004, 2:38:50 PM
Ha! You are old, Kathie. That's why I hang out with you, it makes me feel so young. It's better than a Botox injection!

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"I stood,
Among them, but not of them; in a shroud
Of thoughts which were not their thoughts."
~weyre-keeper:iconweyre-keeper: Apr 24, 2004, 2:00:58 PM
wait... your only 16? *feels oooold*
~queenofbishies:iconqueenofbishies: Apr 22, 2004, 5:29:04 PM
~UglyonTheInside
The Czar of Funk
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gee, I dunno XD What do you think they look like?
:party: :party:

lol ha ha ha I'm so weird XD *shuts up now*

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Jenn / ~queenofbishies
:pokeball: :strong: :bookdiva: :pencil: :kiss: :thumbsup:
~weyre-keeper:iconweyre-keeper: Apr 12, 2004, 9:28:48 PM
that all sounds.... so.... dirty O.o

youve lost diplomatic imunity! XP
~UglyonTheInside:iconUglyonTheInside: Apr 12, 2004, 9:14:15 PM
Oh, contrar, mon...uhhh...souer?

I think your female bodies are tres sexy. Hmmm....that could be interpreted in many ways...

Changing Topics!

Yeah...lets get down to business...

If you read my other comment, you'll see that, not only am I quite possibly the *hippest* person you know (stop laughing!!!), but I am also free whenever you'd like.

My services are free for your delight and satisfaction. Disco!

And I'll be learning all the ways of your sexy female bodies as well. (I really wish I could word these more appropriately...)

But we'll be having fun and learn new things while we're at it, so all's well.

See ya tomorrow...
~weyre-keeper:iconweyre-keeper: Apr 11, 2004, 2:35:36 PM
heylo! how was your spring break? exciting? boring? i had fuuuuun. yupyup. it was cold. not too cold tho. really nice kinda cold. very sunny. my face got burnt, but no goggle tan :P (i just dont tan, period.)

yo *pokes* when do i get my art lesson? i wanna be able to draw sexy male bodies too! *pout*
and i will teach you how to draw uber-weird-and-not-sexy-females. fair trade? :P
~Ninfalath:iconNinfalath: Mar 18, 2004, 3:04:20 PM
Would this be the uberly, mad-crazy, Colin who put me to shame in D/P I? btw: this is Robby, enjoy your stay and have a day...... thats good.
~sorcrs:iconsorcrs: Mar 16, 2004, 9:42:20 AM
OMG I LOVE THAT SONG!!!!!


...but then...i put my CD in the wrong slot so now it's doing something weird to my CD player. and it's...stuck there. so i have no way of getting it back. *cries* :tears:
~UglyonTheInside:iconUglyonTheInside: Mar 15, 2004, 3:05:07 PM
I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the pain
The only thing that's real
The needle tears a hole
The old familiar sting
Try to kill it all away
But I remember
Everything

What have I become,
My sweetest friend?
Everyone I know
Goes away
In the end
You could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt

I wear this crown of shit
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of time
The feelings disappear
You are someone else
I am still right here

What have I become
My sweetest friend?
Everyone I know
Goes away
In the end

You could have it all
My empire of dirt
I will let you down
I will make you hurt
If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way


- Nine Inch Nails - Hurt -
~Dickimon:iconDickimon: Mar 14, 2004, 6:26:55 PM
Welcome to DA!I :hug: you!

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You're goin home in a fucken Ambulance